Ballad of the Eternal Bumkin Dumbfuck Version 1.0 (Draft) re:Open Season on Bumkin Dumbfucks

 This post has gone through many edits during the past 24 hours since it was first badly written and posted.  Now there's a little more rhythm and rhyme to it.


Open Season on Bumkin Dumbucks Link: https://anticonformityrage.blogspot.com/2017/02/open-season-on-bumkin-dumb-fucks.html

Ballad of the Eternal Bumkin Dumbfuck Version 1.0 (Draft)

Copying and Modifying this Vitriolic Poetry is subject to this

 

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 as though it was a piece of software except it was originally made by 

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Bumkin' Dumbfuck likes

to say:

I'm doin my job that

needs to be done 'cause 'its

what makes Murica' great again

sheep will be scared

if men are to be men

Bumkin Dumfuck

A job is a fuckin Job

and might is fuckin' right

if you don't agree

we'll settle that with a fuckin' fight

Bumkin Dumbfuck

the only good injun's one whose dead

'cause they respect the earth TOO much

and blood is blood

and blood for our vampire masters

will be shed

Bumkin' Dumbfuck

A job's a fuckin' job

even if I'm a piece of shit

even if I'm a slob

Bumkin' Dumbfuck

I do what I'm told and don't ask why

as long as it means

I'm paid with the green paper

with the butt ugly evil eye

Bumkin' Dumbfuck

I gotta job where I do what I'm told

And told what to do

get her done

get er' done

geter' done

is all I know I'm suppose to do

Bumkin' Dumbfuck

even if get her done

means

rape-ing her

defiling her

our very habitable earth

at the end of my bloody

bumkin dumbfuck

fuckin gun

Bumkin Dumbfuck

heartless soulless piece of shit

As long as we're a mindless
dumbfuck company dogs

and dumbmotherfucking

And shit eating hogs

What's the big coniption fit?

BUMKIN DUMBFUCK

might is fuckin' right

and we're gonna win the fight

victory means

endless collateral damage

destroying all future

and all that ever is

A job's, a job's

earning my livin' means

I suck off my bosses' cocks

and gladly drink their giz'

Cause that's the way things have always been done

and I'll do it in plain site
right under the sun'

Bumkin Dumbfuck

shit in our own nest with the worst of the worst

most toxic fuckin' vile filth

We lick our boss's balls

and shove our tongues up his ass

We're slaves for the toxic oil industry
For your cars that run on on toxic gas

we're worse than the grossest of grossest

dogs
And we're human hybrid hogs
we'll gladly eat shit

and we will never quit

sniffing and savoring each other's farts
and we'll recruit more and more

to join the Bumkin' Dumbfuck club

for another fuckin' start!

Bumkin Dumbfuck

is a genocidal piece of shit
'careful smart ass what you say next,
you're in line to get hit

dumb fuck fumblefuck

till the dumbfuckin day I die

doin what I was told

and believing every dumbfuck fuckin' lie

laying in a bed of my own shit and filth and swarm of flies

I'll be bumkin dumb fuck until the fucking day I die

Bumkin' Dumbfuck wouldn't know anthing about
being any kind of kind and gentle soul

Bumkin Dumbfuck will stick his little dick
in the nasty of nastiest mysterious glory holes

Bumkin Dumbfuck

as a slave

for this bumkindumb fuckin

career I chose

I'm so lost I live to

crush everything beautiful

hating every rose

Bumkin Dumbfuck

I may be the lowest shit eating pig,

But At least I can afford to pay for my dumbfuck precious
piece of shit rig

and if Bumkin Dumbfuck's day is bad
I'll bumfuck anyone in In my way who makes me mad
following orders as told and as trained
should be no cause to complain
So if Bumkin' dumbfuck gets irrate

its only more fuel for the fire to hate

Bumkin Dumbfuck only knows
those with gold

is the golden fuckin' rule

Even if it means sucking the worst of the worst

Muslim terrorist Sandnigger Saudi  Arabian Cock

who play us all
as the dumbest dumbfuck fucking fools

Bumkin Dumbfuck can always all solemnly

say "at least we have jobs"

employed on the leash of a dickhead dumbfuck employer

as the dumbest bumkin low
dumbfuck butffuckin'

fuckin slobs

a job is a job

dredging and polluting

and pushing this

obsolete bumkin' dumbfuck

fuckin' fuel
and I'm a shameless bumkin dumbfuck tool

'cause bumkin dumbfuck lives

to win the contest

to be the worst dumbfuck

dumb mother fuckin' GodAwful godforsaken pig

to drive around in his biggest bumkin'

dumbfuck obsolete obese

big fat ASS

giant jumbo Bumkin DUMBFUCK fuckin

FUCKED up Precious fucking Rig!

NO shame living to be a pig
for this all mighty

obsolete piece of shit

fuckin' rig

Its my curse born to be

worst of the worst of the worst

And always do as I'm fucking told

I'll be a parasite tool until I grow old

what kind of dumbfuck

God awful parasite

dumb fuck fuckin asshole

have I become?

I'm a copraphile with a joy in my

eye.  I see a plate of shit to eat and force feed
others
And I say Yum!

Bumkin Dumbfuck

I fight fire with fire

cause I can't stand

my enemy

who shows he enjoys to love

when all I ever was
is hate

he makes love to his woman

while I only fornicate

Bumkin Dumbfuck

its the way things have always been done

I'm the cruelest cruel fuckin fool

and mindless fucktard tool

And that's how  wars are won


Bumkin Dumbfuck

absolute undying hell

disgusting sick son of a bitch

I got an endless bug up my ass

with an unscratchable endless itch

Bumkin Dumbfuck

crooked to the core

the only woman
I'll ever know is a
slutty burnout fuckin' whore

get her done

geter done

get her done

ger er' done
with a once in a lifetime boner
from my chronic

little limp dick
I'm her only one
I'm the eternal dumbfuck prick

Bumkin Dumbfuck

Cardinal cruel callous sin

team dumbfuck might is right means

fight for a team who never creates

only always destroys
And that's how you fuckin' win

Bumkin Dumbfuck

caveman bumkin dumbfuck ego is my only motive

its my only response

and all I'll ever know,

'cause I got the latest greatest

dumbfuck bumkin' shiny truck

here for my hard earned work to show

Bumkin Dumbfuck

obsolete parasite energy sources

unsustainable shitmobiles

is all I work towards

'Cause I'm too much of an order followin'

dumbfuck to know when I'm played as a slave

for all that wealth my boss hoards

Bumkin' Dumbfuck

is the price of makin' murica' great

full of the dumbest dumbfuck fucking dumbfucks

pretending and convinced we was ever great

when all we ever was was the worst of

bumkin dumbfuck low life tools

and lowlife piece of shit fools

in an endless lowlife shithole state

Y'all come  & join the bumkin dumbfuck cult

and be a bunch of  bumkin dumfuck tools

too
we're open for business
for  the worst of the worse

dumbfuck deformed inbred

retard idiots

and we want to RECRUIT YOU

And Bein' a bumkin dumbfuck

means you too can be a man who gets laid

and that means dishing out endless

dumbfuck heartless hate to afford

a whore with all your hard earned

fiat currency PAY

Bumkin' Dumbfucks

attract some ditzy dumbfuck

battered little wife who'LL gladly agree to mate

Bumkin Dumbfuck

spawns another brood
full of hate

Bumbkin Dumbfuck
eats find shit delicious eating shitty junkfood

Bumkin Dumbfuck

breeds more and more dumbfucks to infect the earth,

Bumkin Dumbfuck

As long as wife's a servile loyal bitch,

and has no concept
of the truly filthy fuckin' rich,

she will take dumbfucks seldom erect cock,

and shit out another baby doomed

to BE a bumkin dumbfuck low life

entirely ever since BIRTH

Some say there is cleaner kinder gentler

sources of capital, fuel and energy

the water fuel car, the hydrogen car,

solar, wind, hemp, tesla, vortex

orgone energy, the electric car, the ocean,
the sea,  and all the like

but Bumkin' Dumbfuck would never

think all the poison technology

is what deforms his children to mental retards,
his son
into an uncurable total fag
and his own daughter into

a chronic

transgender dyke

BumkinDumbfuck has no future for his grand kids
Nihilistic parasite dumbfuck is what heis
shameless in complete plain site
And never was hid

Bumkin dumbfuck slave

wouldn't dare invent and create

nor innovate

and if his day is bad

following orders as told and trained

Bumkin' dumbfuck gets irrate

Bumkin Dumbfuck only knows those with gold

is the golden fuckin' rule

Even if it means sucking the worst of the worst

Muslim terrorist Sandnigger
Saudi Arabian cock
 who play us all
like we're the dumbest dumbfuck fucking fools

Bumkin Dumbfuck can always all solemnly

say "at least we have jobs"

employed on the leash of a dickhead dumbfuck employer

as the dumbest bumkin dumbfuck butffuckin'

 slobs

a job is a job is a job
as a dumbfuck slob

dredging and polluting

and pushing this

obsolete bumkin' dumbfuck

fuckin' fuel

'cause bumkin dumbfuck lives

to win the contest

to be the worst of the worst dumbest dumbfuck fucking tools

dumb mother fuckin' GodAwful godforsaken pig

Gets to drive & ride around
in his biggest bumkin'

dumbfuck obsolete obese

big fat ASS

Ridn' the biggest giant jumbo
Bumkin DUMBFUCK fuckin

piece of shit Rig!

Friends don't let friends have this

copraphilic anal licking ass sniffing habit

But As a member of the fellow dumbfuck society
My fellow dumbfucks are the only friends I fuckin' know

When's my bumfuck bumkin dumfuck retaliation ever gonna fuckin'

end?
It's a strange path on the leash I'm led?

When's some human soul

gonna ever live to figure out

If I can't quit my dumbfuck habits
I'm  the one best off dead?

Bumkin Dumbfuck

I'm the straw man

the stuff man as the poet T.S. Elliot once said

https://anticonformityrage.blogspot.com/2017/02/feb-11th-2017-edition-hollow-men-by-ts.html

going down as a dumb fuckin'

bumkin bumfuck dumbfuck

is my eternal fate

and all that bull shit  I love to eat

And its all that I was ever fed

If someone could sing some of these verses in a song similar to this:

"BumkinDumfuck" that would be fitting.