B.S. over The monster called "The Bullette"

One of the reasons why I obsess over dungeons and dragons bull shit is to distract myself away from mainstream media propaganda and problems via lampooning myself and my fellow intellectual monkeys who are taking ridiculous fictional scenarios and monsters way too seriously.  The creatures in some of these old monster books are meant to be laughed at and lampooned as a safety release valve.  They aren’t truly meant to be taken seriously.  

So in that light when someone makes a big deal about how he wants his goofy fucking ridiculous work of fiction monster to be properly pronounced, it kind of incites me to do the opposite of what he asks out of spite and totally piss on his sanctimonious dramatical bullshit (which I hope is really the case all along) 

Dilligaf (do I look like a I give a fuck)   how any one pronounces “Bullette” ?   Its ridiculous lame Foreign un-phonetic  bullshit.   Who in the Fuck in their right mind fucking cares?  My first impression of these first images I saw of this creature was a bit contemptful:  It looks like a God damn sadistic Alien  smiling butt ugly smiley faced giant cockroach  with 4 legs with cartoon feet with 3 fingers & thumbs committing genocide  on poor defenseless helpless little Hobbits & Halflings.  As though Frodo and the rest of the Shire and all the Hobbits in the Lord of the fucking Rings didn’t already have it rough?, Tim Kask just had to make up a story about these monsters who love eating these Halflings as their cherry choice prey?  Imagine being the choice meal of this  fucking butt ugly “Land Shark” beast of some “Mad Wizard” who made fucking Snapping Turtle and an Armadillo Fuck with Demon Ichor to create this Goddamn mutant offspring?

So Tim you go on and on and on in this episode about how you like Gnomes?  With a Bullette as a predator of Halflings over Gnomes.  Sounds like some Goddamn bigotry against Halflings.  Well, in that case  How do you like the idea of a bunch horny Half Lings guys seducing an entire village of female Gnomes who dump their fatass fucking impotent old limp dicked fucking old Gnomes for throbbing Halfling Hobbit Cock?   And What if their offspring was all Lava Children from the Fucking Fiend Folio?  What would you think then?   (btw Lava Children are these grinning Alfred E. Newman / Carrot Top looking beardless brawny Dwarves that have to be the most mischievious goofiest fucking annoying unspoken humanoids ever invented from the Fiend Folio)    There should be a Fucking Bullette eradication campaign.   Imagine Bulllette meat as a delicacy.  Imagine Bulllettes rounded up and domesticated on farm and herded and butchered by Lava Children.   

Fucking ridiculous.  Tim Kask's Contempt for the Fiend Folio 1981   is Greatest goofiest complete Pot calling Kettle Black I've ver seen in my entire fucking life.